| NEW HOUSE!! |
[Jun. 8th, 2006|10:36 pm] |
Thats right, after 2 years me and this shit ass crack filled building are finally done done done. I am like sooo dumping it, and have moved on and found something waaay hotter.
Its an old victorian house on south park st. Our new apt has just been renovated so everything inside is brand spanking new! new appliances, new cupboards, new carpet, new new new everything!
Also we now have our own.............
new washer and dryer!!
How sweet is that??
goodbye Lawrence,
Me and you had some good times and lots of bad times.
I will not miss your shitty carpet or your half painted walls, or your mold infested everything. You made me ill.
I will miss your nice location, and miss KLocal downstairs and mr mike and mr dave as neighbors.
BUT THATS IT!!
WE ARE THROUGH!!! |
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| CUBA CUBA CUBA |
[Apr. 7th, 2006|06:34 pm] |
I am going to Cuba,
and you are not
SUCKA!!!!
(except Kristin. shes coming too..) |
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| urghhh |
[Apr. 4th, 2006|06:12 pm] |
i am feeling defeated and deflated.
i just spend 20 minutes at maritime campus trying on swim suits and trying not to burst into tears.
NOTHING FIT ME!!
and those bitches there were the most UNHELPFUL sales people i have EVER met.
they ignored EVERYONE!!
i mean HELLLOOOO we are here to BUY things.
HELP US!!!
i am going to cuba in 4 days and i dont have a swimsuit!!!
urghhhhhhhhhh |
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[Jan. 26th, 2006|07:04 pm] |
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blue is the color of sad music..... |
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[Jan. 15th, 2006|09:04 pm] |
Last night I had this sex dream, where I was about to start going at it with this redneck guy I was babysitting for when we realized we didn't have any condoms.
It was so hearbreaking.
We were in the middle of this super hot make out session when I asked if he had any condoms
Right away he gets all tense,
"It's not like I have aids or anything"
"still its not worth the risk"
I could tell me was getting upset
I was getting a little aggitated, I mean who did this guy think he was? Even if he was cute and with his mustache looked a little like my grade 7 science teacher. He certinly wasn't TO DIE FOR. I was beginning to wonder how many of his babysitters ended up in the sack with him (never mind the fact that I had NO IDEA were his kids were) Still I really wanted to have sex
I think I even offered to go buy condoms
"you know this is a dream, I don't think you can get aids if you have sex without a condom in a dream."
Like thats the point
"still," I reasoned, "it's symbolic"
Men
I was so mad I insisted he pay me double for my babysitting time and pay for my cab home.
I had sex with the cab driver out of pure desperation.
If I recall HE had a condom and looked a lot like Burt Reynolds. |
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| sick sick sick |
[Nov. 20th, 2005|03:43 pm] |
So If i didn't realize that I was alone before I definatly know now.
Nothing in life is worse then puking all my yourself. Im the kind of girl that needs someone there with me.
Because Im a sulky whiny bitch.
Becuase Everything I puke i cry. I cry a very ugly cry.
i threw up and cried for about 4 hours this morning all by myself.
There was no one to hold my hair or rub my back or tell me Im not dying.
There was no one to cuddle me after.
Im being a whiny bitch now, I know that.
on a cheerier note....
I went to a party last night and some girl was wasted too and decieded that we were best friends. While I'm in the bathroom she walks in and watches me finish up my pee then takes off her pants and takes her turn then stands up and waits til shes finised talking to pull up her pants. Her pussy was there just staring at me. I was so uncomfortable, I didn't know were to look when she was talking to me, AWKWARD. But i guess thats what best girl friends do. |
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| Ewwwwwww |
[Nov. 17th, 2005|03:50 pm] |
" She wants me so bad, shes rubbing her legs together like a cricket"
Thanks Rob. Reeeeal nice. |
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| urghh |
[Nov. 7th, 2005|03:41 pm] |
So I am getting tested for mono tomorow at 7 am sharp!
Do you know how they do this.....
a blood test...
With a needle...
I have never gotten a needle without passing out cold.
Last year I cut my finger and had to get stitches and a tetnis shot. I think i passed out 18 times. The doctors kept calling me the fainter. I had to stay there an hour after I was all done, becuase everytime i tried to get up i passed right out. FUN FUN FUN
i know I don't have mono. Its rediculous!!!
Im not sleepy at all. Doctors are bull shit
needles are bullshit,
men are bullshit.
i think my ear is infected too
fuck you ear
Im grumpy
and scared of needles
and i hate boys |
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| happy halloween |
[Oct. 31st, 2005|10:01 pm] |
Im the french maid zombie
www.photobucket.com/albums/b232/Deadeye78/? |
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[Oct. 21st, 2005|03:55 pm] |
From the time I was born til I was around 8 I lived in Willy Wiles Trailor court in Falmouth Nova Scoita. It was as white trash as it could be. My father was very much into hair metal at the time. I remember sitting around the old tape/record player listening to ZZ Top and singing all the words to it with him, while he played the air guitar. I wanted to be a rocker chick and my father was more then willing to teach me all he knew. Some of the first tapes i bought were poison, white snake and guns n roses.
I was at my grandmothers the other day and me and my cousin were looking at old photos. She had found one of me and starting crying she was laughing soo hard. It was my primary photo. In it I am wearing a Blondi t-shirt that is about 8 sizes to big that says 'forget about it stud!"
I am 5 years old.
To top it all off I have a mullet.
so lets see... i lived in a trailor, i had a mullet and I wore a trashy 80s rock tee.
thanks mom and dad. |
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| Dear Melissa Jane |
[Oct. 17th, 2005|11:13 pm] |
Please get off the damn computer and start studying for your damn midterm.
Thanks! |
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| arrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
[Oct. 11th, 2005|11:29 pm] |
Dave is back with Christina.
I want to sceam, cry and dip snickers bars in tubs of ben and jerrys.
I might feel better about the whole thing if my love life didn't suck so bad.
I'm heartbroken.
I don't know if I miss dave or if I'm mad because I'm not happy.
either way, im miserable. |
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| I finally stopped crying, only because I started puking. |
[Oct. 2nd, 2005|08:51 pm] |
*So I got Danny Allens phone number. I am in junior high. I start to dial it and then i hang up.
*i kicked Butchers ASS in a game of mini putt. I had 4 holes in one. Apparently I have a freakish talent in basketball and golf.
*Kenny moved in last night. It's a little strange having some guy i don't really know in my house using my shower, but I'll get used to it. I think we are going to have a lot of fun.
*I saw my 92 year old grandfather today. Hes going back to Ontario in a few days. The whole time I was talking to him, I kept thinking this will probably be the last time I talk to him. It was very depressing.
*I think I'm getting some crazy cold in my lungs. Is that possible??
*at chapters today I bought a Francesca Lea Block book of short stories and another book called the fuck up. It sounds like it going to be a good read.
* I almost bought a 30 dollar air hockey table at value village. It was missing the disc thing and it only worked for a minute. I was very dissapointed.
*I have decided to stop having sex with boys. I am always dissapointed and then stop talking to them. Making out is so much more fun.
*I just let Danny's phone ring once and then hung up. At least I am getting further... |
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[Sep. 29th, 2005|02:08 pm] |
Today on the bus a man if front of me turned around and asked me if I had any extra change.
I said no
he then asked if i had an extra bus ticket
I said no
then he asked if i had a man.
I don't know about anyone else, but i have always wanted to date a bum.
Speaking of dating..
I was at refections last night to see Michels band, and I made friends with some drag queens. I was loaded and thought it would be funny to try to hit on them. I pulled out all my best moves. I batted my eyelashes and twirled my hair and told them how hot they were. At first it seemed like one of them was in to, he (she) told me I was hot too. Turns out he just wanted to know what color lipstick i was wearing. Fuckin drag queens.
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| starting fresh |
[Aug. 19th, 2005|01:24 pm] |
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so i woke up the other night with a bug bite the size of texas on my thigh. it got bigger and bigger and more painful. I walked around work with a limp. I told people i was in a skateboarding incident. i went to the doctor who told me it was an allergic reaction to a spider bite. i got a bunch of pills, but i can still barely walk on it. this is the kind of thing that happens to me. |
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